1. |
Slebby Diss
02:48
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YOURE A DIRTY SKINNY RAT
ALWAYS SWERVES THE CAMS
TOO SCARED TO CHAT
WAVE YA ENGLAND FLAG
YOU VIRGIN FAG
WORSE THAN THAT
HES JEWISH AND
HE PAINTS ABSTRACT
PAINTINGS THAT LOOK LIKE CRAP
BUT THEN HE RAPS
BUT NEVER BACKS
UP WHAT HE CHATS
CAUSE HES NEVER ON CAM
SCAREDY CAT
WHAT YOU SCARED OF MAN?
REALITY TOO SCARY? DAMN
WHO HEARD OF THAT?
HED DRINK HIS OWN PISS FOR A DOLLAR
OR A PENNY OR QUID OR A NICKER IF YOU GOT IT
NICKIN BROCCOLI FROM THE SHOP
AND HE'S NEVER HONESTLY
GOT ON WITH ONE OR THREE
OF US HERE, SOD OFF PLEASE.
AN THEN WE ASKED HIM TO LEAVE
EVEN HACKED HIS MACHINE
VIRUS CRACKED HIS PC
BUT HE WAS BACK IN A WEEK
WITH CAM OFF WHILE WE
JUST IGNORED WHAT WE SEEN
IN THE BOX AS HE SPEAKS
TILL HES OFF AN ASLEEP
GLAD HES ON GMT
YO LEMME
TELL YOU BOUT A PRICK CALLED SLEBBY
EVERY BODY SAID HE LOOKED LIKE SEBBY
SO EVERY BODY CALLED HIM SLEBBY
THE CLONE 5 POINT 0
BUT HE HARDLY SAYS ANY
THING
HE JUST SITS ON CAM FOR A MINUTE
CHATS TO PHILIP
FOR A SECOND.. THEN HES FINISHED
NEVER DRINKS LIQUOR
I COULD KILL HIM
HES A HELLA FAKE JEW WITH AN INTEREST IN DICK
THATLL ELEVATE YOU LIKE ITS SHINDLERS LIFT
A DIRTY HEBREW WITH A CRICUMSISED PRICK
WHOS EXISTINCE IS SHIT SO HE DRINKS HIS OWN PISS
TAGS A WALL WITH GRAFFITI... WHAT A BAD MAN
SIMPS ON TOMMY LIKE A CREEPY OLD GRANDAD
AND GOT DENIED LIKE THE DJ AT A BAND CAMP
NEVER EVEN SENDIN EZ'S ART BACK
HE'S JUST AN ART FAG
FART BAG
HE ONLY BARKS BACK
IN HIS SHITTY BARS MAN
JUST TALK TO MY LARGE HAND
BLOODY HELL
YOU BLOODY SMELL
PROPER YOU UGLY MELT
DISSES EVERYONE BUT NOT HIMSELF
ALWAYS PLAYING SHITTY MUSIC HE CAN FUCK HIMSELF
I GOT RANDY
ON THE MANDY
YOUR MOM WAS SWIGGIN BRANDY
AN ASKED ME
TO FUCK HER BUT I WOULDNT CAUSE SHES SKANKY
NEVER EVER WOULD I EVER LIKE STANSFIELD
RATHER FACE A STAMPEDE OF MAD BEASTS
IN A GRASS FIELD THATS ME
SLEBBY IS A CRACK RAT
FAST TRACK WACK TWAT
WHO RAPS FAST CRAP EVERY TRACK
BUT CANT CHAT BACK
TAKE A BACK HAND BAD MAN
YOUR LIFE DESERVES A LAUGH TRACK
AND THATS THAT
SAD SACK
SLEBBY 5. NO
STAY SILENT BRO
OR THERES VIOLENCE SO
YOULL GET YOUR EYLIDE SWOLE
FROM A SIDEWARDS CROW
BAR YOULL NEVER GO FAR
YOUVE GOT NO CAR
GONE BACK TO SCHOOL CAUSE HES SO TARD
ILL PHONE YOUR OWN MA (mom)
AN MAKE YOU PAY THE PHONE CHARGE
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2. |
Thano Diss
02:32
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I BROUGHT A LOT OF AMmO FOR THANO
THE MAN WILL
BAN ME FROM THE CAM ROOM
ONCE HES HEARD THIS TRACK ILL
...HAVE TO BLEND INTO THE BACKGROUND LIKE CAMO
YOUR NAME DOESNT RHYME FUCKIN NOTHING SO BRAVO
IM TRYNA PAINT A PICTURE OF THIS FLOWER LIKE VAN GOGH
THANO, AM I A FAN? NO
I SEE YOU GOT GUITARS AND A PIANO
BUT HED RATHER PLUCK THE STRINGS OF HIS BANJO
STILL SMOKING WEED THRU A CAN BRO?
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COOK EVERY SINGLE MEAL UP ON A CANDLE
AND PROBABLY OWN A CAMEL
YOU MAKE SHIT A BEAT LIKE KHALED
AND EVERY BODY TRIPS AN THEY AINT TAKE ACID
VERY WELL PRODUCED GOLD TURD LAKE PLACID
SOUNDS LIKE EVERY OTHER BEAT IVE HEARD IN PASSING
ITS THAT WACK FACINATION
FOR THIS TRAP FASHION
YOURE TRAPPED ACTIN
LIKE THATS PASSION
BUT THATS WACK AN
ILL KEEP STOPPING EVERY SONG YOU PLAY FOREVER
FUCK YOURE CORNY FOREIGN OPERA...
...AND YOUR HIPHOPS NOT MUCH BETTER
ID BE SOO HAPPY
IF YOU STUCK YA SOUVLAKI
UP YA HUGE BATTY
YOURE GAY LIKE BUKAKE
ILL BRING THE TSUNAMI
ON THIS DOOLALLY
DUDE HAPPILY
FUCK YA GAY BATHS AND YA COCK PARADES
YA GREEK HUMMUS AND THEM DOLMADES
THEYLL HAVE TO OPERATE
ON YOUR ROTTEN TEETH
CAUSE THE SUGAR IN YOUR CANDIES IS SO OFF THE SCALE
HE'S OFTEN LAZEY
NO JOBS TODAY
ALWAYS ON A BREAK
LIKE ROSS AND RACH
I HEARD RODNEY SAY
THAT YOUR SONGS ARE GAY
YOURE NOT THE SAME
AS DOCTOR DRE
ILL BEAT THIS GREEK EVERY EVENT AT OLYMPIC GAMES
FUCK ALL OF GREECE
PELOPONNESE
FUCK FETA CHEESE
AND HERCULES
ILL HURT THE HEELS
OF ACHILLEAS
WHILE IM BURNIN CRETE
YOU LIVE SOMEWHERE THATS HOT AN HAS GOT BEACHES
GOT SCENERY FOR MILES OF MANY FEATURES
THE SEAS ARE BLUE THE VIBE IS CALM AND PEACFUL
YET YOU SIT INSIDE YOUR CAVE EKIDNUH CREATURE
SMOKIN ALL THE BUTTS YOU FOUND OF REEFER
AN THEN BEGGIN FOR A FIVERS FROM YOUR DEALER
TRYNA GET INSIDE OF RUSSIAS BEAVER
WHICH PROBABLY LOOKS A LOT LIKE QUEEN LATIFA
I BRING ETHAR
LIKE HUNTER S
BUT NONETHELESS
YOU WILL BE UNDER STRESS MUMBLIN CAUSE
SOME ONE WRECKED
YOUR DAY ON STUMBLE CHAT
I AINT LION TH'O THUNDERCAT
I FUCKED YOUR SKET IN HER SUMMER DRESS
IN THE PAST HE SAID HES STRAIGHT BUT THERES SOMETHING OFF
THEY TOLD HIM TRY TO THINK AHEAD
HE THOUGHT OF SUCKIN COCK
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3. |
HB Diss
03:30
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JAYNE DOE JUST HIT ME ON HER SNAP
LAST NIGHT SHE LEFT TITTIES IN THE CHAT
WAIT IM'A DISS YOU THATS A FACT
INSULT YOU IN A LINE IN A RHYME ON THIS TRACK
HB
YOURE ABOUT AS FUNNY AS H3
H3
RATHER LISTEN TO A FART FROM BAKED BEANS
YOU MAKE ME
WANNA RIP APART MY MAIN SCREEN
I DAY DREAM
HITTIN YOU WITH BARS IS THE MAIN THEME
YOU MAY SCREAM AT THIS FLAME SCHEME
BITCH YOU SOFTER THAN SOME FACE CREAM
I RUN THIS TOWN LIKE JAY Z
YOURE LIKE A POOR MANS SHADY
EXCUSE FOR A BRAIN IN A BABY
EXCUSE FOR A NUT IN A VAJAY JAY
WOULDNT BUST IN YOUR MUM IF YOU PAYED ME
PROBABLY CATCH RABIS
YOU LACK A CHROMOZONE
AN YOUR PRONE TO BLOW
JOBBIN ALL THE HOMELESS BROS
THINKS ITS NOT GAY IF HE DONT HOLD THE BONE
BUT HE'S KNOWN TO BLOW A LOAD
FROM BELOW THE BOAT
HOLD THE PHONE
LOOKIN LIKE HE WOKE AT FOUR
WORKS A SHIT 9 TO 5 AT COST CO ALONE
SOMEONE GIVE THIS BOY A GOLDEN GLOBE
YA SPOSED TO SHOW
A TINY BIT OF HOPE ,YOU KNOW
BUT YOU DONT YOU JUST BLOW
SPOSED HELP YOUR MOM BUT DONT
ITS LIKE LADY AND THE TRAMP AN SPAGETTI GETTIN COLD
MOMMA LEFT IT ON THE DESK ABOUT 2 HOURS A GO BRO
SPAGETTI ON THE PLATE GETTIN SWEATIER AND COLD
NECKIN BOTTLES NECKIN SHOTS NECKIN ANYTHIN THAT FLOWS
YOURE A SHIT DWELLIN PISS WEAPON DICK HEAD
ADDICTED TO SIMPIN ON CHICKS WHEN
THEYRE CAMS LOAD YOUR DICK TALKS SOME SHIT LAD
SO CRINGE EVEN CHICKS CRINGE ON THEIR CAM
MY CADENCE SO SICK WHILE I DISS FAM
SUCH BABY ATTEMPTS FOR SOME TITS MAN
WITH SUCH SHADY RESULTS...T'S JUST A SHIT WANK
WHATS THAT SHIT WANK PIECE OF ART YOU DID BANK
FOR A THOUSAND DOLLAR LABEL THAT READ BIG THANKS
YOU FUCKIN IDIOT
YOUVE BEEN PRANKED
WAS IT WORTH IT FOR THAT THICK SKANK
BIG PEICE OF SHIT TO REMIND YOU OF THAT MISSED GRAND
ITS GONE MISSING LIKE THAT SAME HOE
J LO? NO JAYNE DOH
SPENT HIS WHOLE PAY ROLE AN NEVER GOT TO SAY YO
NOW HE JUST LAYS LOW SHAMED LIKE AN A HOLE
NEVER SHUTS HIS CAKE HOLE
LOOKIN LIKE HE FELL INTO A K HOLE
YA PROBLY GONNA RANT LIKE I HATE YOU
BUT YOU ASKED TO BE DISSED AN I HATE YOU
YOU SEEM KINDA CHILL BUT I HATE YOU
YOU NEED TO HELP OUT MOM AND JUST MAKE FOOD
AT LEAST EAT THE LUNCH THAT SHE MAKES YOU
YOURE DRUNK FAR TO MUCH GOD I HATE YOU
YOURE PAD LOOKS A DUMP IN THAT SAME ROOM
LIKE YOU DROPPED ATOMIC BOMBS OR ITS BEIRUT
IM NUMBER ONE COMPARED TO ME YOURE WAY POO
IN COMPARISON LIKE BLADE TWO
IM BRUISE WAYNE DUDE
WOULDNT EVEN CALL YOU ROBBIN YOURE NAMES GAY DUDE
WITH A PINK CAPE AND A PLAY SUIT
YOU NEED TO UPGRADE
CAUSE I SEE STRAIGHT THROUGH YOU
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4. |
Moose Diss
02:53
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ITS THE COMIC BOOK NERD
THE NOB HEAD WHO WORKS
SORTING STOCK BUT ITS NOT IN NO SHARES
HE WORKS A JOB IN TARGERT...
..USED TO ROCK THE LONG HAIR
BUT NOW HES OFTEN ON HERE
CAMMIN CHATTING HOT AIR
HE LOOKS FAT FREQUENTLY THOUGH
FROM EATIN HAM BEEF AND MEATLOAF
CONSUMIN MEAT OF EVERY BREED HE SWALLOWS...
...EATS HIS MEAT IN A TBONE MEAT FLAVORED BOWL
MEG BE BEGGIN FOR A RING OF BEEF LIKE SMEAGLE
BUT HE CANT BRING HIMSELF TO SHARE WITH OTHER PEOPLE
CAUSE HES THE MAN OF THE HOUSE
AN HE SWAGGERS ABOUT
IN PYJAMAS AND PANTS
WITH A HAM IN HIS MOUTH
THATS WHY MEG IS SO SLIM AND YOURE CHUNKY, YOU LEMON
TRYA A PARSNIP
MAYBE A MELON
OR SOME FRESH PEPPER
NO MORE RED LEICSTER
GET VEG LETTUCE
WITH YA FACE AND YA HEIGHT YOU LOOK LIKE ED KEMPER
OR AN EX WRESTLER A BED WETTER
AN EX MEMBER OF DEF LEPPARD
TALK SHIT ILL GET THE BREATH FRESHNER
AND HE ROCKS 100 GECS
BUT HATES JEW TYCOONS IN THE GOVERNMENT
EVERY ONE PERCENT
BUT HES NOT TOO SUBTLE YET
HES LIKE HEY SLEB !
I DONT HATE YOU
YOURE A GREAT JEW
ITS JUST ALL THE OTHER STINKING FUCKING
KIKES I HATE, DUDE
OKAY MOOSE JUST STAY COOL
ILL MAKE ROOM FOR YOUR RACIAL
HATE VIEWS AND TAKE TWO
FUCKIN TYLER THE DICTATOR
YOULL GET GASSED INSIDE A CHAMBER
SCREAMIN HEIL TO THE HATERS
WHILE YA DYING FROM THE VAPORS
IF IM LYING WHERES MY MANE AN
THE HYENAS FOR PREY
U AINT A HIGHER BEING PRAY
LIKE THE MAYANS FOR THE RAIN
MEG SAYS PIZZA TOSS AND MOOSE IS LIKE OOH YEAH
WAITING FOR A PIZZA BUT SHES PULLIN OUT THE HULA
HOOP
AND THATS NOT A EUPHENISM
ITS THE HOOP THATS SPINNIN
LIKE IF YOU IF YOULL BE DISSIN
MY JEW RELIGION THATS JUDAISM
HIS FAVORITE GRAPHIC NOVEL IS RUPERT THE BEAR
YOU STUPID DICK HEAD
TANK GIRL IS THERE BUT ITS UP ON HIS SHELF
WITH TIN TIN AND RARES
OF VINTAGE COMICS
THE PREACHER IS THERE
BUT ITS NEVER BEEN READ
MOOSE IM SO SORRY
BUT IVE NEVER NICKED BROCCOLI
NEVER SHOP IN TESCO NEVER SAY BLOODY
WHEN WILL YOU EVER NOT COPY
A BRITISH CLECHE WHEN YOU TRY SPEAK LIKE BOBBY
HIS FAVORITE BAND ARE NICKELBACK
HIS FAVORITE FILM IS SISTER ACT
DONT KISS HIS ASS .. KICK HIS ASS
NICK HIS PACK OF RIZZLAS, HASH
HIS SPLIFFS AND DABS
HIS RIB ON RACKS
HIS MEATLOAF FLAVORED CHICKEN HAM
DONT GIVE A DAMN
IRIVER DANCE UP ON YA CHICKEN WRAP
GIVIN DAPS
ERROR ERROR FUCK MOOSE
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5. |
Cosmos Diss
02:39
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COSMOS
YOURE NOT BOSS
YOU RUN A SITE WITH 50 PEOPLE THAT WILL NOT POP
OFF
STUMBLE CHAT IS FUCKIN WACK ITS LIKE A KNOCK OFF
OF TINY CHAT WITH SHITTY GRAPHICS YOU SHOULD JOB HUNT
LOOK AT ZOOM AND LOOK IT YOU YOURE IN A DREAM LAND..
GET A PROPER JOB YOU HAVE THE POWER LIKE HEMAN
BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE CAMMIN UP AGAIN THIS EVENIN
FOR REASONS THAT I DONT HAVE TO STATE IN THE TERMS OR AGREEMENT
SO JUST LEAVE IT
I MEAN THE SITE BRO IT CLEARLY
LACKS THE GRAPHICS IN AESTHETICS LIKE ITS DEVIANT
ART
YES YOU REALLY ARENT
GONNA SEE GOLD BARS
WITH THIS WEAK DOT COM
STICK TO WEED FROM BONGS
THINKIN YOU BE GOD
OF THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE WHO THINK YOU SUCK BALLS
I GUARANTEE IN TWENTY YEARS YOULL BE A NOBODY
LIVING ALONE PURE STONED WITH NO MONEY
JUST TALES OF HIS OLD BUGGY
WEBSITE THAT HE MADE FOR HIS OWN BUDDIES
AN HIS OWN HONEYS
RUN OFF WITH OWN HOMIE
AN HE MOANS THAT SHE DONT PHONE ME
OH BUDDY
YOURE JUST LOCKED TO THE SCREEN LIKE A PHONE BLOCKED
IM A TOP RAPPIN ARTIST YOURE NO ONE
KICK THE KING FROM THE THRONE OVERTHROW COS
IM A BOX BANGING BOSS AN I WONT STOP
NOT EVERY BRO WANTS CAM IS THAT SO FUCKED?
WHATS WITH YOUR VOICE SON?,throat gunk?
YOU NEED TO TO CLEAR THROAT ITS SO BLOCKED
SOUNDIN LIKE YOU CHOKIN ON YOUR OWN TONGUE
YOU HAVE THE SAME VOICE AS BUFFALO BILL
PROBABLY TUCKS IT ALL IN
IN THE MIRROR SAYIN WOULD YOU FUCK HIM?
i wouldnt
YOUR VOICE IS NASAL FROM SUCKIN MANY MALES
HE JUST BROADCASTS HIMSELF LIKE HIS SITE BUT WITH ANAL
YO YA GAY BRO...WHY? CAUSE I SAY SO
MAKE NO
MISTAKE IM A OG
YOU GOTTA THROAT FULL OF BOGEYS
CAUSE IM THE GOAT YOURE THE ROADIE
AN I ROLL DEEP
YOUR ARTIST IS ALSO PLOP
ROBBIN PHOTO STOCK
NOTHIN OVER THE TOP
USING PHOTO SHOP
AND I WONT JUST LIE WITH IT
ITS JUST POSTERIZE FILTER
COULD BE DONE IF I CLOSED MY EYES INNIT
SMOKED A PIPE AND BONES YA WIFE KIDDA
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6. |
Rodney Diss
03:18
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RODNEY
WHY D'YA NEVER PLAY GUITAR?
I THINK ITS PROBABLY
CAUSE YOUR HIGHER THAN MARS
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
just TROLL ANOTHER TARD
LIKE TROL A LOL A LAR
BUT YOURE PROBABLY THE TARD
YO RODNEY
DO YOU MAKE THE SCALES WHALE CAUSE YA BLUBBERY?
BELUGA MAN ITS FAIL IT AINT LOVELY
YOU NEED A NEW AIM CAUSE YOUR UGLY
SUMONE UPPERCUT HIM TO ANOTHER WEEK
BROTHER PLEASE
LIKE DO THE SHUFFLE TRUFFLE CHUNK
YOU LITTLE MUTHA FUCKIN CUNT
YOU COULDNT LAST WITHOUT A BUD
WITHOUT THE NET YOUD BE A BUM
WOULD YOU DO METH ID SAY LIKE UM
YEAH
I CAN SEE-IT LIKE A SPANISH CAR
BLAZING THROUGH IT LIKE HES CHARIZARD
MAXIN OUT ALL OF HIS MASTER CARDS
YOU SHOULD MARRY LIL SNIFF CAUSE YOURE A 'MASSIVE FART'
TWAT WHO DAILY WANKS OVER HIS MANGA ART
EYES LIKE A CHINESE MAN
SCREAMIN I EAT HAM
FROM LIFE SIZE CAN
LIKE DAMN
AY RODNEY
YOU BEHAVE A LITTLE ODDLY
RECORD A SONG DONT BE A SLOB YOU COULD PROBABLY
MAKE A BUCK OR TWO HONESTLY
BUT EITHER WAY..
FUCK A BITCH QUICK
BEFORE YOUR DICK SHRINKS
YA FUCKIN FIST STINKS
FROM PUMPIN DICK IN
HE LIKES THE PRICK STINK
FROM THE SPILT MILK..
SMELLING LIKE FISH SHRIMP AND CHICKEN ON DICK QUILT
YOURE A DICK MOLE
NOT A BIG PIMP
PULL ON THE BONG LIKE CHEERS YOURE A BIT WRONG
A BIG MONG
A STINK BOMB
HOMER IN HIS OWN LITTLE SITCOM
ZONED OUT IN HIS HOME DOING 6 SHOTS
YOURE A BIT GOTH
A BIT PUNK BUT NOT HIP HOP
INSTA PROFILE IS A PIC-OF
HIM FROM SIXTH FORM
OH YOUD SAY 12TH GRADE
EITHER WAY YOU LOOK TWELVE MATE
LITTLE ELF FACE
LOOK AT THAT SHIRT AND THEM PEC TATS
I BET THEY BOTH SAY TIT WANK
I BET YOU WORE A SPIKY WRIST BAND
AND A CHAIN ON YOUR BIG PANTS
AND YA PLAYED GREEN DAY ON YA BIG STACK
GET BACK TO THE CABIN IN THE WOODS
LITTLE THUG YOU SO EDGY WITH THAT LOOK
BACK WHEN VEGGYS WAS FOR LUNCH
NOW ITS EVERYTHING EXCEPT IT THAT YOU MUNCH
SO ACCEPT IT YOU ARE CHUNK
LOOKS LIKE A FAT WHITE JAPANESE MAN
BUT HE LIKES ANIME SO HES HAPPY WITH THAT
MY NAMES SLEBBY YOU CAN CALL ME THE GOAT
I BREAK YOUR JAW..
SO YOURE TALKIN LIKE HAWKINS FOR SURE
YA AINT WALKING FROM BLUNT FORCE
BUT ILL BE SMOKING A BLUNT FOR YA
FLICKIN ALL MY ASH UPON YOUR DUMB CORPSE
YOU COULDNT BEAT ME IN A THUMB WAR
LIKE RAYNAUDS
RODNEY
YOU SHOULD EAT SOME BROCCLI
LOOK AT ME
I JUST EAT THREE MEALS AND THEYVE NOT BEEN
DEEP FRIED CHEESE FRIES
HE GOT THAT HE DINES FOR 3 VIBE
YOULL DIE A DEATH
IF YOU DONT DIET NEXT
WEEK PLEASE
HILL BILLY BUDDA
HANK HILL'S BROTHER
FROM ANOTHER MOTHER
THATS YOU HET RODNEY
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7. |
Pizza Diss
02:38
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YO PIZZA
NOBODY WANTS YOUR NUDES OR YOUR HUGE BOOBS
YOU SUCK ASS LIKE THAT GUY DID ON THAT CRUISE,
YOU CAN ADD ALL OF THE FILTERS, CHANGE YOUR HUES TOO
UNTIL YA FACE LOOKS LIKE A GHOST, IN A BOOB TUBE
BUT REALLY YOUR CATFISH, RATCHET
BAD BITCH, ACTRESS WHO CHATS SHIT
SLAPSTICK, SPASTIC, WHO SLAPS DICKS.
FACTS BITCH!
YOURE THE GIRL YOU ROLL YA EYES AT IN THE MORNIN
CAUSE WHEN YOURE PISSED
YA MIGHT THINK THAT YA FIT FOR A MOMENT
BUT YA TITS GOT NO LIFT
AN THAT SHIT, I AINT 'SUPPORTIN'
THEY JUST SIT IN YA ARM PITS LIKE WINGS, AN AM BAWKIN
YOU BE FALLIN THRU TO AUSSIE LAND WITH EVERY BRO
CAUSE THE IMPRINT IS SO DEEP LEFT IN YA MEMORY FOAM
GOTTA STABILISE YOUR BED INSIDE OF EVERY HOME
PUT SOME SCAFFOLD UP THATS ABLE TO TAKE HEAVY LOADS
YOU COULD NEVER WORK AT DENNYS THO
STASHIN BURGERS IN YA BUTTOCKS AND THE MANY FOLDS
TELLIN EVERY MAN SHE MEETS TO SEND HER PLENTY DOH
SO SHE CAN QUIT HER SHITTY JOB AN NEVER LEAVE HER HOME
OH ITS APPARENT THAT I JUST KILLED YA PARROT
YEH I HUNG IT FROM A ROPE AN I STABBED IT
IT WAS FLAPPIN
LIKE YA ARSE CAUSE ITS MASSIVE
YOU GOTTA RASH BY YA VAG FROM YA FAT THIGHS
THEY BE CHAFFIN MAKIN BACON IN YA FLAB PILES
YA 'ONLY FANS' ONLY FAN IS A FAT GUY
YOU WERE A WHALE OR A TRAIN IN A PAST LIFE
I AINT A PSHYCIC... OR WHATEVER
BUT IF YOU WERE YOUD BE A 4 CHIN TELLER
LICKIN FORESKIN CHEDDAR
IN A SORDID CELLAR
WITH A SWEATY OLD MAN YOU CANT AFFORD MUCH BETTER
DUMB SLUT YOURE A FUCKIN FATTY
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR HUNT FOR A SUGAR DADDY
BUT YOU LOOK UNHAPPY
NOONES UP YA FANNY?
NOONE SUCKED YA BATTY?
YOU NEED TO UP YOUR ANTI
SHE BE GIVING OUT B JOBS
BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD A REAL JOB?
WERE YA TITS DIDNT MEAN MUCH?
WERE YA BEAN HASNT BEEN TOUCHED
WHEREVE YOU BEEN SHE JUST EATS LUNCH
BBCS IN HER DREAMS SPUNK SMEARED ON HER G CUPS
ALWAYS CHATTING BOUT THE D'S THAT SHE DID FUCK
BUT NEVER SEES CAUSE SHES FREQUENTLY BEEN DUCKED
ITS OBSCENE HOW'D YOU BREATH ARE YOU BEEN CRUSHED?
BY THE WEIGHT OF THOSE TEETS AND THOSE 3 GUTS
ITS A FETE JUST SEE MUCH
ITS LIKE PUSSY HIDE AND SEEK, OR A REEL FROM
THAT SCENE IN ROCKY 3 WERE THE BEEFS PUNCHED
REMEMBER WHEN YOU SHARTED?
THAT SHIT WAS RETARDED
LEFT A SPLATTER LIKE POLLOCK, YOURE A ARTIST
A LIFE MODEL THAT THEY CANT FIT ON THA CARNVAS
CELLULITE MAKES HER ARSE BIG
STUPID COW YOU COULD MILK THOSE UDDERS
BUT YOU SHUDDNT
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8. |
Philip Diss
03:14
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PHILIP IVE GOT YOU HIDDEN AGAIN
CAUSE YA A COCK GOBLIN
THAT THINKS HIS CROCK NONSENSE
IS THE GOD'S GOSPEL
BUT YOU CHAT NOTHING
ITS LIKE BLAH BLAH BLAH
YOURE A SAD GOBLIN
WHO LIKES ASS GOBBLIN
YOU MAD WRONGUN
AND BEST BELIEVE THAT THIS GUYS HES PISSED OFF
SO GET LOST!
or GET RICK ROSSED
CAUSE HE'S THE BIG BOSS
AN HE'LL KICK OFF
SO SWITCH OFF ...HIS MIC QUICK BRUV
cause HES BOUT AS HIP HOP
AS A PINK WRIST WATCH
OR A THICK GOTH TRANNY INTO SHIT PORN
I SWITCH OFF FOR THIS NONCE
HE TOUCHED KIDS ONCE
HE SUCKS DICKS AN HE SHITS CUM
IM THE KEEPER , WHAT YOU GOT? CAUSE YA SHOTS SAVED
SHUDDA KEPT YA HATCH SHUT CAUSE YOU GOT FLAMED
YOURE TOO STUPID TO COMPUTE YA PROBLY NOT PHASED
BUT THIS IS NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH I GOT THOSE HOT FLAMES
THIS IS SLEBBY ON THE MIC
CLEVER ON THE RHYMES
NOT TELLIN THEM TWICE
YOUR MEMMY IN DISGUISE
YOUR MEMMYS IDEAL SIZE
LESS BELLY BUT MORE SMELLY
AND THATS STILL NOT BEIN NICE
HE'S A TELLY TUBBY GUY
YOURE A BUDDY HOLLY MIME
WITH IMAGINaRY NINES
IN LIKE EVERY SINGLE RHYME
UNIMAGINATIVE LINES
THAT HIT AVERAGE ALL THE TIME
AND YOU RARELY SOBER
BIPOLAR OWNER OF LOADS OF
SHIT ODOURS, POSER
ILL HIT YOU WITH A CROWBAR
IM SO OVER THIS ZACK DE LA ROCHA
HATIN ON THE WHOLE OF
THE WORLD FROM HIS SOFA
YO HOPE YOU CATCH COVID
LEAVE THIS STONED HEAD, STONE DEAD
LOOKIN LIKE YOU NEED DOUGH
BUT YOU GOT NO BREAD
YOURE MORE EQUIPPED TO SPIT MUMBLE RAP
ON STUMBLE CHAT, LOOKIN LIKE SOMEONES DAD
TALKIN BOUT ALL OF THESE GUNS YOU HAVE
BUT THE DIGITS DONT ADD UP ITS LIKE NUMBERWANG
ILL MAKE A MOCKERY
OF THIS SOCRATES
WANNABE
IT IS NO MONOPOLY
HOW I ROCK THIS BEAT
FUCK YOUR SNOBBERY
YOULL GET BEAT WITH SOME BROCOLLI
FOR MOCKING ME, HONESTLY
ACTING LIKE EVERYTHING IS MY FAULT
DONT EVEN TRY AN STEP BROTHER
BITCH YOU GOTTA CALL ME KNIGHTHAWK
YOULL NEVER BLOW UP NOTHIN LIKE GUY FAWKES
ID BEAT THIS 4 EYED WIGGA ON THE SIDE WALK
LEAVIN ONE EYE OPEN LIKE A CYCLOPS
SEPERATE YOU FROM MY COUNTRY LIKE JULY 4TH
MIC DROP LEAVE HIS LIFE FORCE
DEAD FROM HIS EYE SORES
GET RIPPED APART LIKE YA VELCRO
ILL BREAK YOUR NECK BONE ELBOW TEN TOES
LEG BONES DEAD BONES LEFT IN THE RED SNOW
ROB DEM HEADPHONES TOO LIKE THE BROCS IN THE TESCO
IN THE END YOULLBE LIFELESS IN A MESS SO
BORED OF THIS GUY LIKE THE DEFTONES
SNORE ON HIS RHYMES ON THE BENZOS
TILL IS HEAD GOES WEST BRO
YO I GET STONED
HE GETS ZONED OUT, TILL HIS LEGS GO
I SEE A HEADSTONE
BRO YOU SIGNED YOUR DEATH NOTE
COMIN AT ME YA SHOULD A LEFT HOME
CUZ IM BLOWIN UP LIKE COLA AN A MENTOS
YA BLOWIN DICKS AN FEELIN BALLS Y'AINT A HETRO
YOURE A HOG FLIPPIN DOG DICKIN LESBO
SHIT AT RAP, BUT THINK YA BIG PUN
KNUCKLE SANDWICH FOR THIS FUCKER THATS A FIST LUNCH
SICK OF ALL YA SHIT, SO ITS A DISS FOR THIS BIG CUNT
ITS OVER JEW LIKE A YAMAKA
IM PISSED OFF !
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