ITS THE COMIC BOOK NERD
THE NOB HEAD WHO WORKS
SORTING STOCK BUT ITS NOT IN NO SHARES
HE WORKS A JOB IN TARGERT...
..USED TO ROCK THE LONG HAIR
BUT NOW HES OFTEN ON HERE
CAMMIN CHATTING HOT AIR

HE LOOKS FAT FREQUENTLY THOUGH
FROM EATIN HAM BEEF AND MEATLOAF
CONSUMIN MEAT OF EVERY BREED HE SWALLOWS...
...EATS HIS MEAT IN A TBONE MEAT FLAVORED BOWL
MEG BE BEGGIN FOR A RING OF BEEF LIKE SMEAGLE
BUT HE CANT BRING HIMSELF TO SHARE WITH OTHER PEOPLE
CAUSE HES THE MAN OF THE HOUSE
AN HE SWAGGERS ABOUT
IN PYJAMAS AND PANTS
WITH A HAM IN HIS MOUTH

THATS WHY MEG IS SO SLIM AND YOURE CHUNKY, YOU LEMON
TRYA A PARSNIP
MAYBE A MELON
OR SOME FRESH PEPPER
NO MORE RED LEICSTER
GET VEG LETTUCE
WITH YA FACE AND YA HEIGHT YOU LOOK LIKE ED KEMPER
OR AN EX WRESTLER A BED WETTER
AN EX MEMBER OF DEF LEPPARD
TALK SHIT ILL GET THE BREATH FRESHNER
AND HE ROCKS 100 GECS
BUT HATES JEW TYCOONS IN THE GOVERNMENT
EVERY ONE PERCENT
BUT HES NOT TOO SUBTLE YET

HES LIKE HEY SLEB !
I DONT HATE YOU
YOURE A GREAT JEW
ITS JUST ALL THE OTHER STINKING FUCKING
KIKES I HATE, DUDE
OKAY MOOSE JUST STAY COOL
ILL MAKE ROOM FOR YOUR RACIAL
HATE VIEWS AND TAKE TWO


FUCKIN TYLER THE DICTATOR
YOULL GET GASSED INSIDE A CHAMBER
SCREAMIN HEIL TO THE HATERS
WHILE YA DYING FROM THE VAPORS
IF IM LYING WHERES MY MANE AN
THE HYENAS FOR PREY
U AINT A HIGHER BEING PRAY
LIKE THE MAYANS FOR THE RAIN

MEG SAYS PIZZA TOSS AND MOOSE IS LIKE OOH YEAH
WAITING FOR A PIZZA BUT SHES PULLIN OUT THE HULA
HOOP
AND THATS NOT A EUPHENISM
ITS THE HOOP THATS SPINNIN
LIKE IF YOU IF YOULL BE DISSIN
MY JEW RELIGION THATS JUDAISM

HIS FAVORITE GRAPHIC NOVEL IS RUPERT THE BEAR
YOU STUPID DICK HEAD
TANK GIRL IS THERE BUT ITS UP ON HIS SHELF
WITH TIN TIN AND RARES
OF VINTAGE COMICS
THE PREACHER IS THERE
BUT ITS NEVER BEEN READ

MOOSE IM SO SORRY
BUT IVE NEVER NICKED BROCCOLI
NEVER SHOP IN TESCO NEVER SAY BLOODY
WHEN WILL YOU EVER NOT COPY
A BRITISH CLECHE WHEN YOU TRY SPEAK LIKE BOBBY

HIS FAVORITE BAND ARE NICKELBACK
HIS FAVORITE FILM IS SISTER ACT
DONT KISS HIS ASS .. KICK HIS ASS
NICK HIS PACK OF RIZZLAS, HASH
HIS SPLIFFS AND DABS
HIS RIB ON RACKS
HIS MEATLOAF FLAVORED CHICKEN HAM
DONT GIVE A DAMN
IRIVER DANCE UP ON YA CHICKEN WRAP
GIVIN DAPS

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