YO PIZZA
NOBODY WANTS YOUR NUDES OR YOUR HUGE BOOBS
YOU SUCK ASS LIKE THAT GUY DID ON THAT CRUISE,
YOU CAN ADD ALL OF THE FILTERS, CHANGE YOUR HUES TOO
UNTIL YA FACE LOOKS LIKE A GHOST, IN A BOOB TUBE
BUT REALLY YOUR CATFISH, RATCHET
BAD BITCH, ACTRESS WHO CHATS SHIT
SLAPSTICK, SPASTIC, WHO SLAPS DICKS.
FACTS BITCH!
YOURE THE GIRL YOU ROLL YA EYES AT IN THE MORNIN
CAUSE WHEN YOURE PISSED
YA MIGHT THINK THAT YA FIT FOR A MOMENT
BUT YA TITS GOT NO LIFT
AN THAT SHIT, I AINT 'SUPPORTIN'
THEY JUST SIT IN YA ARM PITS LIKE WINGS, AN AM BAWKIN
YOU BE FALLIN THRU TO AUSSIE LAND WITH EVERY BRO
CAUSE THE IMPRINT IS SO DEEP LEFT IN YA MEMORY FOAM
GOTTA STABILISE YOUR BED INSIDE OF EVERY HOME
PUT SOME SCAFFOLD UP THATS ABLE TO TAKE HEAVY LOADS
YOU COULD NEVER WORK AT DENNYS THO
STASHIN BURGERS IN YA BUTTOCKS AND THE MANY FOLDS
TELLIN EVERY MAN SHE MEETS TO SEND HER PLENTY DOH
SO SHE CAN QUIT HER SHITTY JOB AN NEVER LEAVE HER HOME
OH ITS APPARENT THAT I JUST KILLED YA PARROT
YEH I HUNG IT FROM A ROPE AN I STABBED IT
IT WAS FLAPPIN
LIKE YA ARSE CAUSE ITS MASSIVE

YOU GOTTA RASH BY YA VAG FROM YA FAT THIGHS
THEY BE CHAFFIN MAKIN BACON IN YA FLAB PILES
YA 'ONLY FANS' ONLY FAN IS A FAT GUY
YOU WERE A WHALE OR A TRAIN IN A PAST LIFE

I AINT A PSHYCIC... OR WHATEVER
BUT IF YOU WERE YOUD BE A 4 CHIN TELLER
LICKIN FORESKIN CHEDDAR
IN A SORDID CELLAR
WITH A SWEATY OLD MAN YOU CANT AFFORD MUCH BETTER

DUMB SLUT YOURE A FUCKIN FATTY
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR HUNT FOR A SUGAR DADDY
BUT YOU LOOK UNHAPPY
NOONES UP YA FANNY?
NOONE SUCKED YA BATTY?
YOU NEED TO UP YOUR ANTI


SHE BE GIVING OUT B JOBS
BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD A REAL JOB?
WERE YA TITS DIDNT MEAN MUCH?
WERE YA BEAN HASNT BEEN TOUCHED
WHEREVE YOU BEEN SHE JUST EATS LUNCH
BBCS IN HER DREAMS SPUNK SMEARED ON HER G CUPS
ALWAYS CHATTING BOUT THE D'S THAT SHE DID FUCK
BUT NEVER SEES CAUSE SHES FREQUENTLY BEEN DUCKED
ITS OBSCENE HOW'D YOU BREATH ARE YOU BEEN CRUSHED?
BY THE WEIGHT OF THOSE TEETS AND THOSE 3 GUTS

ITS A FETE JUST SEE MUCH
ITS LIKE PUSSY HIDE AND SEEK, OR A REEL FROM
THAT SCENE IN ROCKY 3 WERE THE BEEFS PUNCHED

REMEMBER WHEN YOU SHARTED?
THAT SHIT WAS RETARDED
LEFT A SPLATTER LIKE POLLOCK, YOURE A ARTIST
A LIFE MODEL THAT THEY CANT FIT ON THA CARNVAS
CELLULITE MAKES HER ARSE BIG

STUPID COW YOU COULD MILK THOSE UDDERS
BUT YOU SHUDDNT