RODNEY
WHY D'YA NEVER PLAY GUITAR?
I THINK ITS PROBABLY
CAUSE YOUR HIGHER THAN MARS
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
just TROLL ANOTHER TARD
LIKE TROL A LOL A LAR
BUT YOURE PROBABLY THE TARD
YO RODNEY

DO YOU MAKE THE SCALES WHALE CAUSE YA BLUBBERY?
BELUGA MAN ITS FAIL IT AINT LOVELY
YOU NEED A NEW AIM CAUSE YOUR UGLY
SUMONE UPPERCUT HIM TO ANOTHER WEEK
BROTHER PLEASE

LIKE DO THE SHUFFLE TRUFFLE CHUNK
YOU LITTLE MUTHA FUCKIN CUNT
YOU COULDNT LAST WITHOUT A BUD
WITHOUT THE NET YOUD BE A BUM
WOULD YOU DO METH ID SAY LIKE UM
YEAH
I CAN SEE-IT LIKE A SPANISH CAR
BLAZING THROUGH IT LIKE HES CHARIZARD
MAXIN OUT ALL OF HIS MASTER CARDS
YOU SHOULD MARRY LIL SNIFF CAUSE YOURE A 'MASSIVE FART'
TWAT WHO DAILY WANKS OVER HIS MANGA ART

EYES LIKE A CHINESE MAN
SCREAMIN I EAT HAM
FROM LIFE SIZE CAN
LIKE DAMN
AY RODNEY
YOU BEHAVE A LITTLE ODDLY
RECORD A SONG DONT BE A SLOB YOU COULD PROBABLY
MAKE A BUCK OR TWO HONESTLY
BUT EITHER WAY..

FUCK A BITCH QUICK
BEFORE YOUR DICK SHRINKS
YA FUCKIN FIST STINKS
FROM PUMPIN DICK IN
HE LIKES THE PRICK STINK
FROM THE SPILT MILK..
SMELLING LIKE FISH SHRIMP AND CHICKEN ON DICK QUILT
YOURE A DICK MOLE
NOT A BIG PIMP
PULL ON THE BONG LIKE CHEERS YOURE A BIT WRONG
A BIG MONG
A STINK BOMB
HOMER IN HIS OWN LITTLE SITCOM
ZONED OUT IN HIS HOME DOING 6 SHOTS
YOURE A BIT GOTH
A BIT PUNK BUT NOT HIP HOP
INSTA PROFILE IS A PIC-OF
HIM FROM SIXTH FORM
OH YOUD SAY 12TH GRADE
EITHER WAY YOU LOOK TWELVE MATE
LITTLE ELF FACE

LOOK AT THAT SHIRT AND THEM PEC TATS
I BET THEY BOTH SAY TIT WANK
I BET YOU WORE A SPIKY WRIST BAND
AND A CHAIN ON YOUR BIG PANTS
AND YA PLAYED GREEN DAY ON YA BIG STACK

GET BACK TO THE CABIN IN THE WOODS
LITTLE THUG YOU SO EDGY WITH THAT LOOK
BACK WHEN VEGGYS WAS FOR LUNCH
NOW ITS EVERYTHING EXCEPT IT THAT YOU MUNCH
SO ACCEPT IT YOU ARE CHUNK

LOOKS LIKE A FAT WHITE JAPANESE MAN
BUT HE LIKES ANIME SO HES HAPPY WITH THAT

MY NAMES SLEBBY YOU CAN CALL ME THE GOAT
I BREAK YOUR JAW..
SO YOURE TALKIN LIKE HAWKINS FOR SURE
YA AINT WALKING FROM BLUNT FORCE
BUT ILL BE SMOKING A BLUNT FOR YA
FLICKIN ALL MY ASH UPON YOUR DUMB CORPSE
YOU COULDNT BEAT ME IN A THUMB WAR
LIKE RAYNAUDS

RODNEY
YOU SHOULD EAT SOME BROCCLI
LOOK AT ME
I JUST EAT THREE MEALS AND THEYVE NOT BEEN
DEEP FRIED CHEESE FRIES
HE GOT THAT HE DINES FOR 3 VIBE
YOULL DIE A DEATH
IF YOU DONT DIET NEXT
WEEK PLEASE

HILL BILLY BUDDA
HANK HILL'S BROTHER
FROM ANOTHER MOTHER
THATS YOU HET RODNEY